My wife and I were invited to a ballet recital by one of our co-workers’ children.
- We went regardless of my unwillingness to do so.
The decision was not easy for me. Ballet is boring to me. Even though I did not want to go to the recital, it was important that my wife was happy, so I went. I brought a marijuana vape pen so I could vape marijuana during the performance. It didn’t occur to me that anyone would smell the vape, but several people started complaining after the first puff. As soon as someone complained about the odor, I put the marijuana vape pen away. I did not want the usher to kick us out of the arena. After a short time, I noticed an usher in our aisle. He was staring at everyone. I had to keep my vape pen in my pocket throughout the rest of the recital, but the performance became so boring that I needed to take a nap. I was unable to keep my eyes open during the performance, regardless of how hard I tried. Going to the ballet is one of the most boring activities you can do. There must have been at least a dozen men in the theater who were dragged there by their wives despite the fact that they didn’t want to sit through that performance. It’s not just me who does something just to make my wife happy.