Do you really suppose that anyone smokes pot to actually treat their glaucoma? I have heard that excuse from our aunts and uncles for years ,but I never believed that any of them had glaucoma.
- What are the chances that every member of my family except me had it, right? Very slim, I would say, I suppose that they just liked having a medical reason to get high at family functions, however now that medicinal cannabis use is legalized, in addition to dispensaries are much more commonplace, our aunts in addition to aunts are dropping the pretense in addition to being more real about it with me.
The change came when at Thanksgiving I showed up with a fresh sack of OG Kush, in addition to almost everyone realized that I was the only man there that honestly had a prescription card for medical cannabis. For years they had gotten stoned around me, giving me lame excuses, in addition to now the shoe was on the other foot. I whipped out our medicinal cannabis in addition to started rolling a hogleg sized joint, so they surrounded me like vultures. Two of our aunts honestly asked if they could have some cannabis for their alleged glaucoma, in addition to I said no. I made almost everyone admit to me that they had no eye troubles, they just wanted some of our cannabis. One of our aunts pulled me aside in addition to provided me with a hundred bucks to spend for him next time I went to the cannabis dispensary! I can tell you this for sure – our family gatherings will be a whole lot unusual now that I have this medical cannabis prescription card.