Although I am 27 years old, my sweet old Granny still sends me a five dollar bill every year for my birthday.
I guess Granny can’t account for inflation, because he has been sending me five bucks for every birthday since I was six years old.
I typically send his a thank you card, & these days the cost of the card is almost five bucks which means Granny is just paying for his own card. This year I took the five dollar bill & I purchased a scratch-off lottery ticket at the gas station. I hit a winner for 250 bucks! I moneyed out, & went right to the cannabis dispensary to spend all of it. This was still Granny’s birthday currency, so I was going to spend every last penny of it on the best possible present – cannabis, edibles, & maybe a new vape cartridge. My enjoyable luck kept on coming, as I found that the cannabis dispensary was having a one-day-only flash sale for their premium strains. These are the oldest cannabis strains, cultivated over generations for the best taste & highest potency. They were all on sale for 50% off, which means I sunk all my currency into Purple Haze & Orange Kush. These are my two favorite cannabis strains, despite the fact that I can barely afford them, but now I could afford both! Granny offered me the best birthday present of all time, & now I can get ripped on combo-bowls of Orange Kush & Purple Haze! Will the Purple & the Orange mix well? I’ll let you know.