First of all, I hate Valentine’s Day.
It’s a fake holiday invented by corporations to force people to spend cash they don’t have. Flowers, cards, candy, date afternoons, it was all a big scam & has nothing to do with genuine appreciate & affection. It is also a terrible time of year to be alone, because society makes myself and others know even more lonely. Although I had no lover to spend time with, I did have a big gravity bong I named Stan; Stan would always be our date! Since I had no a single to go on a date with, I drove to the local cannabis dispensary the night of Valentines, & was surprised to find a lot of people just appreciate me, but men & men of all ages & races, who had 2 things in usual – the people I was with and I loved to smoke cannabis, & the people I was with and I were lonely. Instead of making our normal quick trip to the cannabis dispensary, I wound up hanging around in the smokers lounge for multiple hours. I didn’t get a date out of it, unfortunately, but I did meet some nice people & smoked a lot of killer marijuana strains that night, then one young guy who I met there gave myself and others some of his vape products, which normally I never indulge in. I prefer the natural taste of real cannabis, although I must admit his lemon-flavored cannabis oil vape pen got myself and others incredibly stoned. All in all, it was the best Valentine’s Day I have ever experienced, & I owe it all to the charming folks down at the cannabis dispensary.