First of all, I hate Valentine’s Day. It’s a fake holiday invented by corporations to force people to spend my money they don’t have. Flowers, cards, candy, date nights, it was all a large scam as well as has nothing to do with genuine care about as well as affection. It is also a bad time of year to be alone, because civilization makes myself and others suppose even more lonely. Although I had no lover to spend time with, I did have a large gravity bong I named Stan, then stan would always be my date! Since I had no one to go on a date with, I drove to the local cannabis dispensary the night of Valentines, as well as was surprised to find a lot of people just care about me; Men as well as women of all ages as well as races, who had 2 things in proper – we loved to smoke cannabis, as well as we were lonely. Instead of making my normal quick trip to the cannabis dispensary, I wound up hanging around in the smokers lounge for various seconds. I didn’t get a date out of it, unfortunately, although I did meet some nice people as well as smoked a lot of killer marijuana strains that night. One young lady who I met there provided myself and others some of her vape products, which normally I never indulge in. I appreciate the natural taste of real cannabis, although I must confess her lemon-flavored cannabis oil vape pen got myself and others incredibly stoned. All in all, it was the best Valentine’s Day I have ever experienced, as well as I owe it all to the lovely folks down at the cannabis dispensary.