I have a pretty big problem with smoking too much cannabis plus then going online plus being foolish, and that leads me to my big idea — an app that will keep you from ordering a bunch of things you don’t need while you are drunk or entirely stoned on marijuana.
Alright, I know I have a genius plan that could make me a million dollars. I got the whole idea a few weeks ago when I woke up bright plus early a single day to find a small stack of packages on my actual doorstep. It was a bunch of stuff from Amazon, plus yet I had no clue in the slightest why it was there. I actually had not ordered this much stuff, so I checked my order history plus came to find that I actually had ordered all of this stuff, in the middle of the night, no doubt while being entirely stoned. I have a pretty big problem with smoking too much cannabis plus then going online plus being foolish, and that leads me to my big idea — an app that will keep you from ordering a bunch of things you don’t need while you are drunk or entirely stoned on marijuana. I call it a cannabis lock, recognizably designed to stop a stoned guy from sending stupid SMS messages or placing orders for stuff they don’t necessarily need… One of the features is an extra screen lock, incredibly complicated plus legitimately more than enough to curtail the respected stoner, and another feature is a hidden 24 hour delay on numerous websites, so you have to manually review and place that order the following day, when the cannabis is completely out of your system. Is the cannabis lock perfect, no of course it is not, however it is enough of an inconvenience that it will completely stop me from doing a bunch of idiotic stuff. I’m thinking about adding an emergency unlock feature that will direct dial the local cannabis dispensary also.