Designing a cannabis lock for my phone

Okay, I think I have a genius idea that could make me a million dollars.

I got the idea a few weeks ago when I woke up bright and early one morning to find a small stack of packages on my doorstep.

It was a bonanza of stuff from Amazon, and yet I had no idea why it was there. I certainly had not ordered this much stuff. So I checked my order history and found that I actually had ordered all of this crap, in the middle of the night, no doubt while super stoned. I have a problem with smoking too much cannabis and then going online and being stupid. That lead me to my big idea — an app that will keep you from ordering a bunch of crap you don’t need while you are drunk or ripped on marijuana. I call it a cannabis lock, specifically designed to dissuade a stoned person from sending stupid text messages or placing orders for stuff they don’t need. One of the features is an extra screen lock, incredibly complicated and probably more than enough to curtail the common stoner. Another feature is a hidden 24 hour delay on commercial websites, so you have to manually review and place that order the next day, when the cannabis is out of your system. Is the cannabis lock perfect, no of course it isn’t, but it is enough of an inconvenience that it stops me from doing dumb stuff. I’m thinking about adding an emergency unlock feature that will direct dial the local cannabis dispensary.

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